Quick ‘n’ dirty crab ‘n’ corn soup: a tump recipe

*tump: [white trash] 1: v open a bunch of cans and boxes and tump ‘em together 2: adj quick and dirty, quantities and proportions flexible 3: warning, don’t tell your doctor you’re eating this

I got this recipe from Greg Ketter, owner of Dreamhaven Books in Minneapolis. I forget the occasion—I’m pretty sure we were at his place, back at the dawnatime when he had an apartment in the city.

I do remember he had a lot of people to feed that day and no time to cook. (Does this sound like you?)

This is a “tump” recipe, meaning, you assemble the ingredients and tump ’em in the pot. Boom. It is also definitely quick and dirty. Not for when you’re on a diet. High fat, high-carb, and soooo yummy. Be careful of serving this to those with crab allergies!

Quick ‘n’ Dirty Crab ‘n’ Corn Soup

1/4 lb. crabmeat or fake crabmeat (shredded) per person
1/2 can cream corn per person
1/2 can corn niblets per person
4 oz. (1/2 pint) heavy cream or half-and-half per person
1 cup milk per person
1 Tablespoon or more butter per person
Cayenne pepper, salt, black pepper, and sugar to taste

Directions:

Tump everything in a big soup pot. Heat. Eat.

I know, scary, right?

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Jennifer Stevenson’s Trash Sex Magic was shortlisted for the Locus First Fantasy Novel Award and longlisted for the Nebula two years running. Try her fantasy series Hinky Chicago, which is up to five novels, her paranormal romances Slacker Demons, which are about retired deities who find work as incubi, or her women’s fiction fantasy series Coed Demon Sluts, about women solving life’s ordinary problems by becoming succubi. She has published more than 20 short stories.

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