Cheesy hash brown casserole

Here is a tump* recipe I got off the back of a bag of hash browns and then messed with. There are no rules with tump recipes. Change the ingredients, the proportions, the oven temperature—this is your recipe now.

*tump: [white trash] n 1: open a bunch of cans and boxes and tump ’em together 2: quick and dirty, quantities and proportions flexible 3: don’t tell your doctor you’re eating this.

I am creditably informed that in the Midwest these are known as Funeral Potatoes because of their tendency to show up at gatherings after someone dies. As many funerals as I’ve attended in the Midwest, I have to say I’ve never seen them…but I certainly don’t want to slight my homeland.

This version makes a rilly big shoo. Cook it for a crowd or just admit that you want it all yourself.

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Cheesy Hash Brown Casserole

6 large eggs
1 cup milk, half-and-half, or heavy cream
1 pint sour cream
2 lbs. frozen shredded hash brown potatoes
or “a bag” – quantity flexible!
1 large onion, slice thinly or minced
3 to 5 cups or more shredded cheddar cheese
sharp cheese is good but pre-shredded is easy – I use two kinds
salt and cayenne pepper or hot pepper sauce to taste

Heat oven to 350oF. Grease one or two 9×13 baking pans or casseroles.

Beat the eggs with the sour cream, milk, onion, and seasonings.

In a separate very large bowl, mix the hash browns (frozen or thawed) with most of the cheese and mix. Add the wet ingredients and mix.

Tump it all into one or two greased 9×13 baking dishes and top with the remaining cheese. Bake half an hour or so until the center is set. Turn up the heat to 450 oF for five minutes or so to make the top brown.

Serves you for at least two or three days. No, really. You won’t want to share.

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Pog and Beth make a ginormous batch of this casserole in Coed Demon Sluts: Pog. Of all the Slutbooks, Pog’s is the foodiest because of Pog’s issues. Writing the fat girl stuff was tough, but writing the food was heaven, so I think it about evened out. Check it out yourself at your favorite store: Amazon, KoboiTunes, Book View Cafe, and Nook.

About Jennifer Stevenson

Jennifer Stevenson’s Trash Sex Magic was shortlisted for the Locus First Fantasy Novel Award and longlisted for the Nebula two years running. Try her fantasy series Hinky Chicago, which is up to five novels, her paranormal romances Slacker Demons, which are about retired deities who find work as incubi, or her women’s fiction fantasy series Coed Demon Sluts, about women solving life’s ordinary problems by becoming succubi. She has published more than 20 short stories.

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